Random

#1) "Hello Officer? I would like to report that a bird fell out of a tree and I think it's injured"

#2) "Do you have the number for the Jamaican Police Department?"

#3) "whats the number for Boy Scouts of America?"

Real questions I got at work the last day I worked...here are the answers I wanted to say.

#1) This isn't PETA

#2) Are you fucking kidding me?

#3) They aren't gay friendly so i don't give a shit about the Boy Scouts of America