Vomit Comet

We have been tryng to get Kai to drink out of a bottle so we can have a life outside of boobie time and so when Nicole goes back to work I won't be meeting her in the parking lot for feeding sessions.

Tonight I was able to give him a bottle and burp him...Nicole decided he was still hungry..this is the end result:





Needless to say both of them had to shower together..and thankfully Maggie did not clean up the 3 huge drips of vomit on the floor...

Bath

Kai isn't huge on bathing by himself so we stuck him in with Nicole.

Again I'm a slacker

I have been a major slacker lately...work is super busy and all these darn soccer tournaments are killing my free time. I'm taking time off of soccer..my knee is killing me. To the point that I might need to start taking pain meds just to get through the day.

Kai is getting big..well long. We went in on Thursday and he is already up to 10lbs 13 oz..but homeboy is LONG. I will post some bath pics of him tomorrow.he took a big girl bath...ha ha.

Finally

Well it took a little over 4 weeks but he finally was able to not only pee on us but he was also able to create a sprinkler out of his ass. Poor guy was loaded as well. I guess my work might be rubbing off on him. Here is his take on our 4 firearm safety rules:

1. All bowels are always loaded
2. Never allow your bowel to cover anything you are not willing to spray
3. Keep your finger on the bowel until you're sights are aligned on your moms
4. Be sure of your target

1st soccer game

Kai went to his first soccer game last night. Of course we forgot a camera to take pics. Like thats a surprise. He did great..we are warming him up for the big weekend next week when we head up to Ventura for the weekend, for his first tournament.

A typical goofy look:


Playing with his toys..well at least looking at them


Trying to bigger than the remote

Weiners, Eyebrows and Cussing

Wow I have really neglected posting in forever. I think it totally has to do with the fact that I am back on a 12 hour shift and well Kai.

I'm working the kit room/desk..on days..so the crazy amount of phone calls we deal with for 12 hours sucks.

The following are real calls I've had the past week..

1) A guy called to complain about the Weinersnitzel Drive thru. He was upset that so many people wait in line in the drive thru it backs traffic onto Gaffey. My answer was: "Have you ever had one of their chili cheese dogs? If so you would understand the wait in line"

2)A call transfered to the station from the 9-1-1 operator..he wanted to know what type of report he could file..he originally CALLED 9-1-1 to ask. I think I pissed him off when I asked him "what part of this question was an emergency"

3)I had a guy scream Fu*K at the top of his lungs on the phone because I couldn't run his vehicle plate without the numbers. Totally my fault he couldn't remember his own cars plate.

4)crack head female with tatood eyebrows comes into the station to complain about her loud neighbors. Her neighbors yell a lot and are skinheads..yada yada. I told her there is no crime in yelling and if she doesn't like them she can move..THEN she says, "I think one of them is a lesbian and they have kids" I respond, "Is it against the law to be a lesbian and have kids?" Answer, "YES!" My partners and I were holding in the laughter at that point. Her friend got pissed, grabbed their paperwork and stormed out of the station saying something about "fu*k the police they ain't going to do sh*t".

5) The drunk lady in rehab who calls daily to see if we can come and get her..as well as the "please officer can you come and tell my neighbor his radio is too loud?" While the entire division is going to hell with man w/gun calls to kidnap suspect there now..they get upset that they've been waiting 2 hours..one of these days I'm going to tell them that Charles Manson is loose in Pedro and all units are looking for him...