Weiners, Eyebrows and Cussing

Wow I have really neglected posting in forever. I think it totally has to do with the fact that I am back on a 12 hour shift and well Kai.

I'm working the kit room/desk..on days..so the crazy amount of phone calls we deal with for 12 hours sucks.

The following are real calls I've had the past week..

1) A guy called to complain about the Weinersnitzel Drive thru. He was upset that so many people wait in line in the drive thru it backs traffic onto Gaffey. My answer was: "Have you ever had one of their chili cheese dogs? If so you would understand the wait in line"

2)A call transfered to the station from the 9-1-1 operator..he wanted to know what type of report he could file..he originally CALLED 9-1-1 to ask. I think I pissed him off when I asked him "what part of this question was an emergency"

3)I had a guy scream Fu*K at the top of his lungs on the phone because I couldn't run his vehicle plate without the numbers. Totally my fault he couldn't remember his own cars plate.

4)crack head female with tatood eyebrows comes into the station to complain about her loud neighbors. Her neighbors yell a lot and are skinheads..yada yada. I told her there is no crime in yelling and if she doesn't like them she can move..THEN she says, "I think one of them is a lesbian and they have kids" I respond, "Is it against the law to be a lesbian and have kids?" Answer, "YES!" My partners and I were holding in the laughter at that point. Her friend got pissed, grabbed their paperwork and stormed out of the station saying something about "fu*k the police they ain't going to do sh*t".

5) The drunk lady in rehab who calls daily to see if we can come and get her..as well as the "please officer can you come and tell my neighbor his radio is too loud?" While the entire division is going to hell with man w/gun calls to kidnap suspect there now..they get upset that they've been waiting 2 hours..one of these days I'm going to tell them that Charles Manson is loose in Pedro and all units are looking for him...