Now we have 6 days until his due date and still nothing. I'm thinking 7/7/7 is going to be the lucky day.
I'm off to work...let me tell you working in the uniform with vest and belt sucks when it's this hot. Especially when we get a 9-1-1 call of: Man in a bikini. WTF?
Yes that was a real call and yes we found him. Yes he was 350 lbs wearing a speedo and told us that he used to wear a thong, but not no more. Of course he tells us: "If I had breasts none of this would be a problem" referring to nobody would call 9-1-1 for a female in a bikini. Of course I said to myself: "Sir you do have breasts, and you do need a bra"
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